“A rat baby just came out of our sink. New York, are you a literal nightmare?”

“For those who don’t think it gets cold in Australia, it’s been a little bit nippy recently.”

When you just want to clean your sink

Sacred animals just don’t care.

“My security camera was stolen during shipping.”

“3 weeks ago, an excavator ripped out the backbone of our neighborhood. This 96-ft core cable has been laid down but hasn’t been terminated leaving 136,000 people without an internet connection.”

Poor phones. What did they do to you?

When you understand you’re not the best boy in the world anymore

When you just wanted to cook a pizza

When you cut more than you had planned

Beer has many ways to refresh.

Enjoying clouds, the sky...and watching your phone fall

When you order the shoes of your dreams

It would be a shame if you expected a second layer.

My neighbor forgot to clear his browser history.

“Got cool earphones and realized there was only one piece.”

Be ready to bear pain even in childhood.

“The day I learned I was allergic to bees while working as a beekeeper in Italy.”

“So this car accident happened today in Amman, Jordan. My brain hurts trying to understand how it happened.”

Pain and total distrust

“I bought a great ticket with cool views.”

“I don’t want to bathe anymore.”

“$10,000 hair implants and a priceless haircut from my 4-year-old son”

“This is what happens when you see your baby’s head pop out and then go back in.”

This is why you shouldn’t take your gadgets with you.